I have this dark secret--- I have a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. No, I don't Google him like I do with Johnny Depp and his family, and I don't keep pictures of him like I do with Pokey. But when I see him on TV or in pictures, I just start--- swooning. I can't help it. He seems too irresistible, too--- hot.

My hidden desire did not start in Bubble Boy (the first movie I saw him in), but in The Day After Tomorrow. It was in one scene (I don't exactly remember which one) where I just started swooning.

And then the show ends and I forget about him.

But once in a while, since he's in this relationship with my favorite Reese Witherspoon, I see him on TV/Internet, and i just---swoon. Oh yeah, he's also an A-list, so the ubiquitous, fierce face that screams "I'm the alpha male!" is unavoidable. It drives me crazy sometimes.